Assassin’s Creed Victory Snake [satire]

After all Assassin’s Creed Unity problems, Ubisoft announced a new Assassin’s Creed for this autumn. To be sure that the game will run perfectly on all computers they asked the guys from Nintendo if it’s a good strategy to use Super Mario graphics from 80s. Nintendo guys were somewhat skeptical about Ubisoft’s strategy and capability and advises that it would be much better to create a Snake kinda graphics.


” We told them that is better idea to use a Nokia Snake graphics for their game.This way the game is going to run smoothly on all computers touching 60 FPS on low settings. And maybe 30 FPS on ultra settings on latest nVidia and AMD cards. Good luck guys!”

The folks at Ubisoft were very excited about these suggestions and have already started working on the game. The first image of the game was revealed today:

Assassin's Creed Victory

Assassin’s Creed Victory

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